Think your sense of humor is less than mature? God only knows what the people of PA were thinking...they've practically cornered the market on saucey town names. A trip through PA goes something like this:
Kids, get in the car, we going to PA! Look out for speed traps along the way in Blue Ball and Bird-in-Hand. After making an ill-advised stop at Jersey Shore, we'll be back on our way making pitstops in Bottom, Beaver and Jugtown before cruisin' by Lick Run. The van will really be rockin' when we roll through Intercourse, then it's smooth sailing as we slide into our final destination, Climax. Buckle up!
Maybe the PA department of tourism could build a new "Visit PA" campaign around that itinerary!
Think your sense of humor is less than mature? God only knows what the people of PA were thinking...they've practically cornered the market on saucey town names. A trip through PA goes something like this:
ReplyDeleteKids, get in the car, we going to PA! Look out for speed traps along the way in Blue Ball and Bird-in-Hand. After making an ill-advised stop at Jersey Shore, we'll be back on our way making pitstops in Bottom, Beaver and Jugtown before cruisin' by Lick Run. The van will really be rockin' when we roll through Intercourse, then it's smooth sailing as we slide into our final destination, Climax. Buckle up!
Maybe the PA department of tourism could build a new "Visit PA" campaign around that itinerary!