I just happened to read the directions on the bottom of a Kleenex box & they made me snicker: "It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Use only as a facial tissue." What else are people using Kleenex for? Is it actually a Federal crime to wipe your butt with a Kleenex? I would pay to be on the jury for that trial!
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